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Wash with Coldwater

A man went to visit his grandfather and while eating a breakfast of eggs and bacon, he noticed a film-like substance on his plate. So he says, “Grandfather, are these plates clean?”

His grandfather replies, “Those plates are as clean as Coldwater can get them”.

That afternoon, while eating lunch, he noticed many little black specks around the edge of his plate, so again he asked, “Grandfather are you sure these plates are clean?”

Without looking up from his burger, his grandfather says, “I told you those dishes are as clean as Coldwater can get them”.

Later that day as they were on their way out to get dinner, grandfather’s dog was lying on the floor and started to growl and would not let him pass. “Grandfather, your dog won’t let me out!”.

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching, his grandfather shouted, “Coldwater, get your butt out of the way!”


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