Long headline: Chew Marks on $4 Million Has U.S. Seeing Shaggy Dog Story
Short version: Dog chewed my cash.
Famous athlete blames dog for “accident”.
Dog says, “He did it“. Nigerian says it’s all a misunderstanding and it was an inheritance that he was trying to return to the rightful owner or possibly a tax refund. Yeh, that’s it. (According to the article, the dog arrested him.)
Apparently the dogs didn’t do it.