Early this morning Elwood, an area dog, came out and admitted to being the barking dog on the best selling “Arf Arf – Your home security system in an app!”
Late last week while hanging at the local dog park, Elwood was approached by a reporter from The Fluffington Post. She had instantly recognized his bark and asked him to confirm it. “Honestly, I didn’t see her hiding behind the tree when I went to pee”, said Elwood. “My bark is so distinctive I don’t bark in public anymore. So, yes, I am the bark in Arf Arf.” When this reporter tried to confirm with Canine Corporation of Canada (the owners of the Arf Arf app), officials declined to comment citing multiple non disclosure agreements.
“All things considered,” said Elwood “This could be the best thing that ever happened. Now I can go back to being a dog and just collect my royalty cheques.”