Planning. It always comes down to planning. You finally make the big decision which restaurant you are going knock over and then, at the last minute you make the decision to take your dog to work with you. Bad decision.
Actual headline: “Police looking for dog that bit man on Madison’s east side.” Apparently Madison is a town, not a person.
Moron leaves dog in car while at the beach. Leaves window “open” an inch or so. Dog flips out in the heat, setting off car alarm. Police hero of the day arrives. Takes baton, smashes back window (read expensive) to free the dog. 🙂 Animal rescue cools off poor pup with wet towels. RSPCA waits for owner to return.