Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Delta with service from LaGuardia to Memphis. We are currently in line for take-off and are just waiting for the Rhodesian Ridgeback to get back into the cargo hold. We ask that you please fasten your seatbelts at this time and secure all baggage underneath your seat. Please turn off all personal electronic devices, including laptops and cell phones. We ask that you please stop sending photos of our ground crew trying to catch the dog. Thank you for choosing Delta. And remember, Delta is ready when you are.®
The dog was safely captured and the lucky people continued on to Memphis.