Announcer speaking in sotto voce:
Announcer Doug: Every dog has his day and how Russ Berkman got to the Masters is an amazing story, Bob.
Sidekick Bob: It sure is Doug. Why don’t you tell our viewers how the best laid plans of dog and man can go astray?
Doug: Well, Bob, it seems that Mr. Berkman had managed to acquire four tickets to the Masters Golf Tournament. These tickets are worth their weight in gold, you know. Anyway, Mr. Berkman made the mistake of leaving these tickets out and in the twinkling of an eye, his dog Sierra ate them!
Bob: Oh, my God! His dog ate tickets to the Masters Golf Tournament?
Doug: Yes he did, Bob, but in a flash Mr. Berkman was able to steal victory from the jaws of defeat when he managed to get his dog to vomit up the tickets.
Bob: Wow, a real dogs breakfast!
Doug: Yes it was, but the wonderful people here in Augusta were able help Mr. Berkman and…
Bob: All’s well that ends well.
Doug: Couldn’t have said it better myself.