Doggelganger?

Criminal needs a frickin’ business plan

Taking a lesson from Dr. Evil (who once tried to hold the world ransom for $1 million) two New Jersey criminals kidnapped a Shih Tzu and demanded $100 ransom!

These wiley criminal masterminds first tried phoning the dog’s insurance company who told them in no uncertain terms that kidnapping was not the right thing to do.  (Probably after they stopped laughing.)

Realizing that if they held the dog much longer they would be losing money, the criminals finally called the owner of the dog.  She happily agreed to meet the perps, give them the money (in unmarked non sequential currency) and get her dog back.

As the criminals ran off they were heard to say, “Why make thousands, when you can make a hundred!”

From here.

TGIF

Was this an act of dog?

Or just basic science?

A  fire in Santa Rosa, Ca., is being blamed on the sun.  The fire department was called to the house when the home owner noticed smoke coming from the siding on their house.  After the small blaze was entinguished, a hole was left in the siding. The FD engineer recreated the scene and decided that it was the sun refracting off the bowl that started the fire.   No mention if there were any boy scouts in the neighbourhood at the time.

Talk to your dog about it

Monday morning quiz

Guess the correct answer

A legislator in North Carolina has proposed one of the following:

a)  Mandatory background checks on people purchasing deadly weapons;

b)  Limiting the amount of ammunition a person may purchase; or

3)  Mandatory background check for owners of large dog breeds (like Pit Bulls).
Check below for the correct answer!

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