Guess the breed

It’s Victoria Day, Fete de Dollard, Fetes des Patriotes!

The name changes, but the holiday remains.

If you buy your dog at a pet store, you probably should ask for the paperwork BEFORE you pay for it.  Not later.

Ooops.  German diplomat’s dog bites wife of South Korean fat cat.

Maybe teaching the “retrieve” thing is not such a great idea.  Maybe just stick to “leave it”?  Firecracker or dynamite?

Holsteins gone bad. Man killed by cows while walking dog.  Dog owners talk of the need for breed specific legislation.

The two-legged plant-eater stood no higher than an adult human’s knee and weighed only 40 kilograms, measurements similar to a German shepherd or other large-breed canine.

Wandering the plains of Alberta 85 million years ago, Acrotholus Audeti would have existed at approximately the same time as the Flintstones.  Notice the similarities between the two dinosaurs. No mention of the colour of Acrotholus Audeti.

Most dinosaurs in Canada are in Alberta.  More here.

The ladies pause to say a few final words….

I could totally see Roxy as a Super Hero/Dog.

These wiley criminal masterminds first tried phoning the dog’s insurance company who told them in no uncertain terms that kidnapping was not the right thing to do.  (Probably after they stopped laughing.)

Realizing that if they held the dog much longer they would be losing money, the criminals finally called the owner of the dog.  She happily agreed to meet the perps, give them the money (in unmarked non sequential currency) and get her dog back.

As the criminals ran off they were heard to say, “Why make thousands, when you can make a hundred!”

From here.