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or as they say North of the 49th parallel…Happy American Thanksgiving
British dog earns an MBA from an online “university”! Sadly, it appears that anyone with £4,500 can get one.
The eligibility criteria do not appear to be that stringent however, as the Newsnight investigator simply drew up a one-page fake CV for a management consultant named Peter Smith, living in South London. It included 15 years of made-up work experience and a fictitious undergraduate degree from a UK university.
Authorities are now questioning his obedience certificate.
Even the Grim Reaper!
Early this morning Elwood, an area dog, came out and admitted to being the barking dog on the best selling “Arf Arf – Your home security system in an app!”
Late last week while hanging at the local dog park, Elwood was approached by a reporter from The Fluffington Post. She had instantly recognized his bark and asked him to confirm it. “Honestly, I didn’t see her hiding behind the tree when I went to pee”, said Elwood. “My bark is so distinctive I don’t bark in public anymore. So, yes, I am the bark in Arf Arf.” When this reporter tried to confirm with Canine Corporation of Canada (the owners of the Arf Arf app), officials declined to comment citing multiple non disclosure agreements.
“All things considered,” said Elwood “This could be the best thing that ever happened. Now I can go back to being a dog and just collect my royalty cheques.”