Archive for the ‘humour’ Category
“Stay away from the deer”, I yelled as we walked through the orchard…
Really smart dogs have a sense of humour.
This was pinned on the notice board at our local Post Office.
Spring is just around the corner…
From The Onion:
•Obama rarely calls Bo good boy or scratches his ears.
•The president admitted he “doesn’t know” which day Bo gets his monthly heartworm preventative.
•Obama has not clipped Bo’s nail’s once. The duty falls to others in White House staff.
•Bo is often left to sleep in hallway while president receives his Daily Briefing.
•Last year, Obama failed to step up and defend Bo when an internet user called dog “stupid looking.”
•Obama has not once taken his dog to visit the troops.
•The president has only been photographed with Bo once in the past week.
•Obama has never proven he knows how to throw a frisbee.
•White House sources contend Obama does not even own Snausages
Gift suggestions for dog lovers
Weary of the cute little stuffed toys or the trendy dog collar? Are you looking for something totally awesome for that doggy person on your list? Then, what you want are Designer Dogs! OMG…why didn’t you think of this before! Currently available are these adorable (and extremely very rare) Plaid French Bulldogs. Not even Paris Hilton has one yet! Available now from PlaidFrenchBulldogs, where their slogan is “When You’re Stupid Enough to Pay the Very Most.”
Not into the French Haute Couture thingy? Like all things British, do you?
Then the traditional Burberry British Lab (BBL) is for you. According to company spokesperson Nigel Neville Ashdown-Smith II:
“… the Burberry Company originally designed clothes for outdoor activities and this dog thing was a natural. It’s like synergy…or something”
Like all Burberry merchandise, the BBL comes with a Royal Warrant on the back left haunch. (The British equivalent of the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval.)